by Rabbi Shaps | May 28, 2026 | Naso, Rabbi Zischa Shaps, Weekly Parsha
A man walks into a Rabbi’s office, and says “Rabbi, you have to make me a Kohen. I’ll donate $10,000 to the synagogue!” The Rabbi shook his head. “I’m sorry, it doesn’t work that way. You can’t just buy your way into...
by Rabbi Altonaga | May 20, 2026 | Naso, Rabbi Michael Altonaga, Weekly Parsha
A man and his wife got into a fight. The woman asked her husband to take out the trash. He refused. He said, that it was beneath his dignity to take out the garbage. She said that it was the mans job to take out the trash and that she was busy...
by Rabbi Altonaga | Jun 6, 2025 | Naso, Rabbi Michael Altonaga, Weekly Parsha
My eldest son heard a recording of his voice and thought my phone was broken. “That’s not what my voice sounds like!” he exclaimed, in the exact same tone of voice that had just emanated from the device. It’s an interesting phenomenon that we don’t...
by Rabbi Shaps | Jun 14, 2024 | Naso, Rabbi Zischa Shaps, Weekly Parsha
We have just concluded the holiday of Shavuos, where we commemorated and celebrated the giving of the Torah on Mount Sinai where the Jewish people stood as one to receive the Torah. As we transition quickly into Shabbos, we will read Parsha Naso which describes some...
